too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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