i jhust puked up my retainher.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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