Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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