Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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