I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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