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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(

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• (214): View more from Texas

  She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.

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  Marry him

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"

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• (206): View more from Washington

  In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday

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