I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME