we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..