Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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