doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
