Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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