just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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