I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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