I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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