I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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