In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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