Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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