HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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