New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We left the knife in your bed.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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