I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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