i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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