I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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