Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I need to calm my uterus...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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