The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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