Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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