My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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