If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Non-Jews are for practice
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
A+ Viking dick
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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