I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
How does it feel to date your dad?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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