Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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