There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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