hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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