i was rollin on her like bob the builder
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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