question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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