and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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