Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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