Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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