so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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