And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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