i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You can't motorboat a personality
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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