these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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