Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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