the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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