I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just pee around me
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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