what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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