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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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