One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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