even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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