Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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