There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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