Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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