Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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