I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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