some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
