he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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