Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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