I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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