Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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