Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
we're so committed to being not committed
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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